AUSTIN, TX — When Brian Adams, 31, decided to use artificial intelligence to help write his wedding vows, he thought it would save him time and make him sound poetic. Instead, he ended up accidentally professing his eternal love… for tacos.
The incident occurred during Adams’ wedding to fiancée Jessica Martinez this past Saturday, in front of 150 guests who quickly realized something was very, very off.
A Bold Opening Statement
Everything started normally, with Adams gazing lovingly into Martinez’s eyes and taking a deep breath. Then, he began to speak:
“Jessica, from the moment I met you, I knew you were the one. Your presence fills my life with joy, just like a warm, soft tortilla cradling the perfect blend of flavors.”
A murmur swept through the crowd. Martinez’s expression changed from touched to confused. The officiant raised an eyebrow.
But Adams, completely unaware of what was happening, continued:
“You are my rock, my soulmate, the guacamole to my soul, even when life gets a little spicy.”
At this point, Adams’ best man was visibly shaking with laughter.
The Full Realization
Martinez, trying to stay composed, whispered, “Are you… comparing me to Mexican food?”
Adams blinked. “Uh… no?” Then he glanced down at his printed vows. There, in bold font, was the phrase: “Express deep love and compare to tacos (or something meaningful).”
“That’s when it hit me,” Adams said later. “I copy-pasted whatever the AI gave me without reading it first.”
Determined to salvage the moment, he tried to course-correct:
“Jessica, my love for you is deeper than a bottomless basket of chips, more fulfilling than the finest queso. And just like tacos, I promise to always be there for you… especially on Tuesdays.”
The crowd erupted in laughter.
The Aftermath
Despite the mishap, Martinez laughed it off and managed to deliver her own heartfelt, non-taco-related vows.
“I knew Brian was a little lazy, but I didn’t think he’d outsource our entire wedding,” she joked later. “Honestly, though, if he loves me as much as he loves tacos, I think we’ll be fine.”
Adams, now the subject of countless wedding reception jokes, swears he’s learned his lesson. “Next time, I’ll write my own vows,” he said. “Or at least make sure they don’t sound like a Taco Bell commercial.”
The couple’s honeymoon destination? Mexico. Naturally.