Author: LL Cool J
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Man on Hold With Customer Service for 6 Hours Falls Asleep, Wakes Up to Representative Saying ‘Hello?’
BUFFALO, NY – In what experts are calling “a modern tragedy,” local man Kevin Brooks spent an astonishing six hours on hold with customer service, only to fall asleep seconds before a representative finally answered. Brooks, 34, had called his internet provider to dispute an unexpected charge on his bill. What he didn’t expect was… Read more
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Man Blames GPS After Driving Into Lake, Insists It Said ‘Turn Left’
SPRINGFIELD, IL – A local man is blaming his GPS for leading him straight into a lake late Saturday night, insisting that the device clearly told him to turn left—despite the fact that the road ended and water began. James Callahan, 42, was following his GPS directions home from a friend’s house when he found himself driving… Read more
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Man Stuck in Vending Machine Insists He Was “Just Helping”
CLEVELAND, OH – A local man found himself in a tight situation—literally—after getting stuck inside a vending machine at his office late Tuesday night. According to eyewitnesses, Greg Thompson, a 38-year-old IT specialist, was working late when he decided to grab a snack from the breakroom vending machine. Unfortunately, the bag of Cheetos he purchased… Read more
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Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, Shockingly Rejected
LAKE CITY, FL – A Florida man made headlines this week after attempting to trade a live alligator for a case of beer at a local convenience store. According to the Lake City Police Department, 47-year-old Randy Jenkins strolled into a Stop-N-Go late Thursday night carrying a three-foot alligator under his arm like a football.… Read more